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Seriously Sick Jokes

The Most Disgusting, Filthy, Offensive Jokes from the Vile, Obscene, Disturbed Minds of b3ta.com

Compiled by Rob Manuel

ABSOLUTELY TWISTED
SERIOUSLY DISTURBING
DOWNRIGHT WRONG


What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

The trash can behind the cancer ward.

What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.