About The Book ABSOLUTELY TWISTEDSERIOUSLY DISTURBINGDOWNRIGHT WRONG→What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.→What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.→What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples? The trash can behind the cancer ward.→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex? Bus shelters.→Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.