Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow
Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower
Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July)
It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucksfor you.
In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child.
So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.