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Officially Off the Clock

Best Wishes for a Happy Retirement

Published by Ulysses Press
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—a perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more!

Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including:

- “No work and all play.”
- “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.”
- “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.”
- “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.”

Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!