Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets.

Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly paired with a rude remark or hilariously swear-y saying.

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings