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About The Book
Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, "the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office"
**2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor**
Ask Yourself, "What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?" The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:
Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.
**2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor**
Ask Yourself, "What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?" The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:
- Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic)
- Beet and Cabbage Salad
- Beet Fries
- Russian Beet Soup
- Whole Roasted Beets
- Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets
- Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake
- For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka
- and so much more. . .
Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.
Product Details
- Publisher: Ulysses Press (July 27, 2021)
- Length: 144 pages
- ISBN13: 9781646041886
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Raves and Reviews
"Beet This is the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office. In this guide, you'll learn how to make everything from simple roasted beets to more complicated fare like spicy fried rattlesnake with pickled beets and beet biscuits with rabbit gravy. You'll even get instructions for distilling your very own beet vodka."
– Mental Floss
". . . for Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show's culinary library will be hard to beet."
– Robert Peterpaul, screenrant.com
". . . if you don’t consider yourself an idiot, you can’t 'beet this' cookbook."
– Jason Fraley, WTOP News
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