Thomas Mitchell

About The Author

After continually being told to ‘use his words’ as a child, Thomas Mitchell took that advice on board and ran with it. Since then his words have appeared all over the place, including in TheSydney Morning Herald, Time Out, The Huffington Post, The New York Times and GQ. A full-time writer, Thomas spends his days googling synonyms and trying not to overstay his welcome at the local cafe.

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Books by Thomas Mitchell

Today I F****d Up

A hilarious collection of worst day disasters

By Thomas Mitchell

A toe curling, laugh out loud collection of worst day disasters.

I’d always rolled my eyes when people describe things as 'happening in slow motion'. Surely everything happens in regular time and it's only when you replay it in your head that it seems to slow down?But as...

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