Balls Xxxavier

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Professor Balls Xxxavier is a super sexpert and tenured faculty member of several fictional universities. He lives and works in a hidden lair accessed by rubbing a bust of Masters and Johnson.

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The Con-a-Sutra

A Guide to Full-Frontal Nerdity

By Balls Xxxavier

Illustrated by J.K. Woodward

For everyone who's a geek in the streets, a freak in the (Star Wars) sheets—or wants to be—comes a guide for nerds, by nerds.

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