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When I Am An Old Coot
Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
Part of Western Humor
By Roy English
Published by Gibbs Smith
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About the Book
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."
Product Details
- Publisher: Gibbs Smith (January 19, 2001)
- Length: 144 pages
- ISBN13: 9781423613107
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