Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

It's Never Too Late to Quit!

Published by Andrews McMeel Publishing
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

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About The Book

Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.

Not everyone's here to “live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale’s Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful “inspirations” that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.
 
Features include:
  • No single-use plastic
  • Page size 4.606 x 4.606
  • Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Full-color tear-off pages
  • Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
  • Day/Date reference on each page
  • Combined weekend pages
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.

About The Author

Elan Gale is a strange person, author, and television writer, who is best known for his time as an Executive Producer of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and other popular shows. In his spare time he is a social media master who has amassed over 6 million social media followers between his various humorous accounts. He is small in stature, physically weak, and an alcoholic, and those are his best qualities. He has been featured in the NYTimes, USWeekly, Huffington Post, People Magazine, The Today Show, and countless other publications and blogs. Under his Unspirational banner, he has published Texts from Your Ex, Tinder Nightmares, Your Shitty Family, and has recently added a line of bestselling calendars. He currently lives in Los Angeles and hates traffic.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (July 14, 2026)
  • Length: 640 pages
  • ISBN13: 9798881608019

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