I think farts are really funny. Everyone farts. Yes, even your mom and dad. And your teacher. And your dentist. But the reason farts are so funny to me is because every sound that comes out of us is unique. Like Forest Gump said, "You never know what you’re going to get.” Sometimes farts can sound like many different things we hear in our everyday lives. And believe it or not, some people are really good at farting. This is why I decided to write this book. The character of Little Michael really enjoys life and his only talent is his incredible sounding farts. He embraces this talent by sharing it with the world. My mom always said, “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.” We should all be like Little Michael. I hope you enjoy this playful little book and hopefully it will make you smile too. Also … all the farts in this book are mine. And they are real.

– Michael Rosenbaum

Every toot tells a story in this hilariously heartwarming tale.

– Tom Lally

An insight into the bowels of a genius.

– Tom Welling

This book is good. Michael really put his fart and soul into it.

– Jon Heder

This book is disgusting and horrible. I have read it 147 times.

– Rainn Wilson

Michael’s dreams have finally come true. He made a fart book. And it happens to be very funny and sweet.

– Krysten Ritter

This book will be an instant classic Michael is the gassiest and classiest guy I know.

– Jennifer Love Hewitt

Michael Rosenbaum is a wonderful storyteller because he is funny. He is tender. He is smart and very noisy.

– Henry Winkler