Do you wanna know how to do sex good? Ah you tryin' to spice up ya sex life? Do you love the city of Bawston? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the book fuh you! (And if ya didn't, just know you'll be missin' out on ancient wisdom passed down through the ages, just like Ben Franklin's venereal diseases.)
Did you know that Bawstonians ah the freakin' best at makin' sex? It's a fact. Just ask any Bawstonian. Fuh hundreds of yeahs, they have followed the lessons and guidance of this book. You may have heard of the Kama Sutra, but you've nevah known sex until you've read The Kamah Sutrah. This book will unlock ya deepest curiosities when it comes to sex. It will ansah ya toughest questions like "What do I do with my junk?" and "What if I can't get any sex?"
It has passion. It has positions. It has penis puns. So hold on to ya "Fenway Franks" and ya "Dunkin' Donuts" because we are about to go down to Bean Town!
Cian Smith, a native Bostonian born in Dorchester, is a writer and comedian. He has produced exclusive video content for College Humor, Funny Or Die, iHeart Radio, and Samsung Milk Video and has contributed articles to Above Average and Funny Or Die. He is one-fourth of the sketch group Cool Kid Comedy, which has toured nationwide.