The Honey-Don't List

Read by Patti Murin and Jon Root

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About The Book

From the New York Times bestselling authors behind the “joyful, warm, touching” (Jasmine Guillory, New York Times bestselling author) The Unhoneymooners and Love and Other Words comes a delightfully charming love story about what happens when two assistants tasked with keeping a rocky relationship from explosion start to feel sparks of their own.

Carey Duncan has worked for home remodeling and design gurus Melissa and Rusty Tripp for nearly a decade. A country girl at heart, Carey started in their first store at sixteen, and—more than anyone would suspect—has helped them build an empire. With a new show and a book about to launch, the Tripps are on the verge of superstardom. There’s only one problem: America’s favorite couple can’t stand each other.

James McCann, MIT graduate and engineering genius, was originally hired as a structural engineer, but the job isn’t all he thought it’d be. The last straw? Both he and Carey must go on book tour with the Tripps and keep the wheels from falling off the proverbial bus.

Unfortunately, neither of them is in any position to quit. Carey needs health insurance, and James has been promised the role of a lifetime if he can just keep the couple on track for a few more weeks. While road-tripping with the Tripps up the West Coast, Carey and James vow to work together to keep their bosses’ secrets hidden, and their own jobs secure. But if they stop playing along—and start playing for keeps—they may have the chance to build something beautiful together…

From the “hilariously zany and heartfelt” (Booklist) Christina Lauren comes a romantic comedy that proves if it’s broke, you might as well fix it.

Appearances

JUL 13
6:30PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee and Nikki Payne

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Triple Crown Pavilion
1780 Plantside Drive
Jeffersontown, KY 40299
JUL 14
6:30PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee & Nikki Payne

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The Historic Artcraft Theatre
57 N Main Street
Franklin, IN 46131
JUL 15
7:00PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church Celebration Campus
919 S Washington Street
Naperville, IL 60540
JUL 16
7:00PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee & Julie Soto

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The Sun Theater
3625 Grandel Square
St. Louis, MO 63108
JUL 17
7:00PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee, Julie Soto, & Ali Hazelwood

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Unity Temple on the Plaza
707 W 47th Street
Kansas City, MO 64112
JUL 18
12:00AM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee, Julie Soto, & Ali Hazelwood

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Barnes & Noble
2910 Pine Lake Road
SouthPointe #2339
Lincoln, NE 68516
JUL 19
6:00PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Ames City Auditorium
520 6th Street
Ames, IA 50010
JUL 20
7:00PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Quincy Hall
1325 Quincy Street NE
Minneapolis, MN 55413
JUL 22
12:00AM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee and Julie Soto

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Liberty Station - Vesper Venue
2875 Dewey Rd
San Diego , CA 92106

About The Author

© Chandra Wicke

Christina Lauren is the combined pen name of longtime writing partners and best friends Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings, the New York TimesUSA TODAY, and #1 internationally bestselling authors of the Beautiful and Wild Seasons series, Autoboyography, Love and Other Words, Roomies, Josh and Hazel’s Guide to Not Dating, The UnhoneymoonersThe Soulmate EquationSomething WilderThe True Love ExperimentThe Paradise Problem, and The Romance Revival. You can find them online at ChristinaLaurenBooks.com or @ChristinaLauren on Instagram.

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Why We Love It

“There’s a Christina Lauren book for every reader, and The Honey-Don’t List is for anyone who has ever worked hard, done their best, gotten knocked down and gotten back up again to find professional success and true love.” —Kate D., Senior Editor, on The Honey-Don’t List

Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio (March 24, 2020)
  • Runtime: 7 hours and 29 minutes
  • ISBN13: 9781797100081

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Raves and Reviews

"Look no further for your next listening escape! Narrators Patti Murin and Jon Root portray Carey Duncan and James McCann. The pair work for Melissa and Rusty Tripp, America's favorite couple and HGTV design gurus. When Carey and James go on tour with the couple, they're tasked with hiding the fact that the Tripps actually hate each other and their marriage is falling apart. Melissa and Rusty are so dysfunctional that you can't help but laugh out loud at their antics. As their marriage implodes, Carey and James begin their own romantic adventure. The story starts a bit slowly, but Murin and Root are charming and funny as they voice a large, engaging group of characters. A perfect summer listen."

– AudioFile Magazine

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