Imagine My Surprise!

A Novel

Published by Heresy Press
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About the Book

Imagine My Surprise! is the fictional memoir of Keenan Solomon Harris, a seven-year-old who claims to be the reincarnation of a murdered San Francisco drug kingpin, Kurt Houston. The story follows Kurt’s descent from failed writer to heroin-addicted criminal, betrayed and killed on his 50th birthday by one of his cronies. Reborn fully conscious 5 years later as a boy named Keenan, he hides his identity while navigating the challenges of childhood in a dysfunctional Bay Area family. He befriends a homeless army veteran, Stoli, who becomes his ally after Keenan tells him where to find Kurt’s stash of drug money. After making a fresh start with the financial windfall, Stoli helps Keenan confront his killer at a Giants stadium suite. Keenan finally reveals his true identity, sparking a violent showdown. Part coming-of-age story, part crime novel, Imagine My Surprise! is a darkly comic meditation on childhood in the 21st century and the dangers of substance abuse.

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Product Details

  • Publisher: Heresy Press (May 5, 2026)
  • Length: 336 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781949846850

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“Haddock creates a truly unique premise and somehow pulls it off. The story balances hilarity with heart, ending in a satisfying showdown. . . . A story that readers will have trouble putting down.” — Publishers Weekly/Booklife

“An engaging and amusingly crude must-read.” — Kirkus Reviews

"Imagine My Surprise! is a novel that will make you laugh, wonder, and break your heart. It's a kind of Look Who's Talking meets Pulp Fiction written with the finely-tuned style of a virtuoso novelist."  — Wes Brown, author of Breaking Kayfabe: A Novel

“Imagine My Surprise! is hard to put down, and it entertainingly pushes the crime genre to new possibilities. Mr. Haddock has written an edgy morality tale, a surreal existential crime novel that fuses comedy and tragedy in a surprisingly delightful way." — Jeffrey Weissman, Writer/Actor/Director

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