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I'm Sad and Horny
Contributions by Lily Kravetz / Read by Haley Lu Richardson
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About The Book
From actress Haley Lu Richardson—a raw, beautiful, and playful debut collection of poetry about the chaos of being a twenty-something girl in this world.
i always wanted to be a pop star
so i could catharize my woes, heartbreak and general experience of life in whatever vulnerable, valiant, or petty ways i wished
unfortunately i’m tone deaf
so instead, i wrote these poems
i share them with hope you relate
and resonate with the words in ways my favorite songs resonate with me
i hope they make you giggle
i hope they make you feel a little more okay with your own life
and even a smidge less alone
thanks for buying my sad ‘n’ horny take on existing in my twenties
love, haley lu
I’m Sad and Horny explores the highs and lows of living life deeply in your twenties. From ghostings and breakups to depression masturbating and finding a little inner peace—Haley Lu captures it all. Through wit and tears, this poetry collection showcases the versatility and personal side of the critically acclaimed actress. Thoughtfully designed with bold and evocative art accompanying each poem, I’m Sad and Horny celebrates the relatable and rewarding journey of loving too hard and finding your way home.
i always wanted to be a pop star
so i could catharize my woes, heartbreak and general experience of life in whatever vulnerable, valiant, or petty ways i wished
unfortunately i’m tone deaf
so instead, i wrote these poems
i share them with hope you relate
and resonate with the words in ways my favorite songs resonate with me
i hope they make you giggle
i hope they make you feel a little more okay with your own life
and even a smidge less alone
thanks for buying my sad ‘n’ horny take on existing in my twenties
love, haley lu
I’m Sad and Horny explores the highs and lows of living life deeply in your twenties. From ghostings and breakups to depression masturbating and finding a little inner peace—Haley Lu captures it all. Through wit and tears, this poetry collection showcases the versatility and personal side of the critically acclaimed actress. Thoughtfully designed with bold and evocative art accompanying each poem, I’m Sad and Horny celebrates the relatable and rewarding journey of loving too hard and finding your way home.
About The Author
Photograph by Haley Lu Richardson
Haley Lu Richardson is an American actress celebrated for her dynamic roles in both independent and mainstream film and television, such as The White Lotus, Five Feet Apart, Columbus, The Edge of Seventeen, and Love at First Sight. Beyond acting, she is a daughter, friend, sometimes girlfriend, and mother to her cat, Darbin. She is a skilled dancer and passionate crocheter, running her own Etsy shop for handmade designs.
About The Reader
Photograph by Haley Lu Richardson
Haley Lu Richardson is an American actress celebrated for her dynamic roles in both independent and mainstream film and television, such as The White Lotus, Five Feet Apart, Columbus, The Edge of Seventeen, and Love at First Sight. Beyond acting, she is a daughter, friend, sometimes girlfriend, and mother to her cat, Darbin. She is a skilled dancer and passionate crocheter, running her own Etsy shop for handmade designs.
Product Details
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio (November 4, 2025)
- Runtime: 51 minutes
- ISBN13: 9781668146743
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