“Bat Boy represents all that is crass and despicable in American culture.” —Al Gore
“Someday I will make Bat Boy my prison wife.” —Chuck Norris
"You’re a tramp, Bat Boy. I don’t care what you say. You a tramp. Bat Boy, you just a tramp.” —Otis Redding
“More than Jay Gatsby, more than Huckleberry Finn, more than even Diane Sawyer, Bat Boy stands alone as this country's emblem of our resplendent yet ineluctable American dream.” —Mike Nichols