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Football Jokes
350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs
By Tom Rock
Illustrated by Rich Harris
Published by Sports Publishing
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
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About the Book
In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
- What is a football player’s favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
- Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
- Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
- Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
- Why didn’t Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why don’t NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
- What’s a football player’s favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
- And many more!
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Product Details
- Publisher: Sports Publishing (August 26, 2025)
- Length: 144 pages
- ISBN13: 9781683584957
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