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Fake Blood

Illustrated by Whitney Gardner

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About The Book

“LOL funny.” –Girls Life

A Huffington Post Best Children’s Book of 2018

A middle schooler comes head-to-head with his vampire slayer crush in this laugh-out-loud funny graphic novel that’s a perfect coming-of-age story for anyone who’s ever felt too young, too small, or too average.

It’s the beginning of the new school year and AJ feels like everyone is changing but him. He hasn’t grown or had any exciting summer adventures like his best friends have. He even has the same crush he’s harbored for years. So AJ decides to take matters into his own hands. But how could a girl like Nia Winters ever like plain vanilla AJ when she only has eyes for vampires?

When AJ and Nia are paired up for a group project on Transylvania, it may be AJ’s chance to win over Nia’s affection by dressing up like the vamp of her dreams. And soon enough he’s got more of Nia’s attention than he bargained for when he learns she’s a slayer.

Now AJ has to worry about self-preservation while also trying to save everyone he cares about from a real-life threat lurking in the shadows of Spoons Middle School.

About The Author

Photograph by Whitney Gardner

Whitney Gardner is an author, illustrator, and cartoonist. She started drawing stick figures in second grade and somehow no one’s been able to stop her. If there’s ever a moment when she isn’t drawing, she’s likely to be found rolling twenty-sided dice. Her favorite color is yellow. She is the author of the YA novels You’re Welcome, Universe and Chaotic Good, as well as the creator of Fake Blood, Long Distance, and Free Piano (Not Haunted) and the illustrator for Debbie Levy’s Becoming RBG and Stephanie Cooke’s The Racc Pack series.

About The Illustrator

Photograph by Whitney Gardner

Whitney Gardner is an author, illustrator, and cartoonist. She started drawing stick figures in second grade and somehow no one’s been able to stop her. If there’s ever a moment when she isn’t drawing, she’s likely to be found rolling twenty-sided dice. Her favorite color is yellow. She is the author of the YA novels You’re Welcome, Universe and Chaotic Good, as well as the creator of Fake Blood, Long Distance, and Free Piano (Not Haunted) and the illustrator for Debbie Levy’s Becoming RBG and Stephanie Cooke’s The Racc Pack series.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers (September 4, 2018)
  • Length: 336 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781481495578
  • Grades: 5 and up
  • Ages: 10 - 99
  • Lexile ® GN150L The Lexile reading levels have been certified by the Lexile developer, MetaMetrics®

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Raves and Reviews

"Whitney Gardner puts an unexpected twist on the classic dilemma of how to be yourself. Full of cleverness, charm, and—most importantly—vampires, FAKE BLOOD gives readers a fresh new voice and a taste of something truly special."

– Booki Vivat, the New York Times bestselling author and illustrator of FRAZZLED

“FAKE BLOOD is a sweet and funny book with a surprise ending and plenty of winks for lovers of vampire fiction — but more than that, it’s a story about trying on identities and learning to be comfortable with yourself.”

– Molly Knox Ostertag, author-illustrator of The Witch Boy

“Charming, hilarious, and full of vampires . . . my favorite kind of graphic novel!”

– James Riley, New York Times bestselling author of Story Thieves

*"“[T]hink Raina Telgemeier with a Noelle Stevenson slant…Gardner's middle school romp is a magnum opus.”

– Kirkus Reviews, starred review

"Gardner’s tale, which includes a share of lighthearted pokes at the Twilight series, is a fun romp through sixth grade."

– Publishers Weekly

"The dialogue and pop culture references in this graphic novel are LOL funny."

– Girls Life

Awards and Honors

  • CCBC Choices (Cooperative Children's Book Council)
  • Dorothy Canfield Fisher Book Award Master List (VT)
  • ALA Great Graphic Novels for Teens
  • Bank Street Best Children's Book of the Year Selection Title
  • Maverick Graphic Novels Reading List (TX)
  • New York Public Library Best Books for Kids
  • Beehive Award Nominee

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