A Ton of Crap

The Bathroom Book That's Filled to the Brim with Knowledge

About The Book

It's time to start taking toilet time a little more seriously. (Well, as seriously as you can with your pants around your ankles.) What's inside is a digestible re-education in everything you probably learned, but most likely forgot because you have too much crap to remember. Don't worry though; the way the information's presented, the learning won't be too rough.

During every visit, you'll be schooled on five academic subjects: History, Language Arts, Math, Science, and Foreign Language. Each subject is broken down into topics, with each topic split into six mini-lessons, and finished off with a quick quiz. Think of each restroom trip as a day of middle school crammed into one bathroom break.

Now rather than idle away as you do your business, you'll be treated to a first-class education that finishes when you flush—and picks up again when you sit back down.

About The Author

Paul Kleinman learned a ton of crap from the University of Wisconsin. He now expands his knowledge base as a freelance writer, researching and writing about a ton of different crap every day.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Adams Media (October 15, 2011)
  • Length: 352 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781440530678

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