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The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!

Published by Portable Press
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About The Book

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page.

Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud.

Here's a sampling:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup—
ARRRRRRRRRR!

About The Author

Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry’s most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids’ titles, plus gift books, activity books, and whatever else strikes their fancy.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Portable Press (May 1, 2017)
  • Length: 128 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781684120093
  • Grades: 3 - 7
  • Ages: 8 - 12

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