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Robot Haiku

Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time

Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

Droid makes sausages Spicy new taste sensation. Hey! Where is the cat?

Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T-800. HAL 9000. R-4-P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots are everywhere--and don't let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won't be happy until they've left you in the dust.

In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it--one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!