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Goodbye Sleep

All the Advice I Wish I Got Before Having a Baby

This charming, illustrated guide delivers all the invaluable advice parents-to-be will need, told through hilarious situations that new parents will find all too familiar.

You’re becoming a parent—
It’s gonna be tremendous!
Follow this book’s advice to be super stupendous!
What to expect from birth to age one,
Learn why parenting is the MOST fun.

Where and when to take naps,
How to deal with baby craps.

What on earth should Daddy do?
How to manage Baby’s first flu.

Changing diapers and burping techniques,
And many more ways to say, “Goodbye Sleep!”

Keith Riegert is an author and illustrator living in New York. He is the author of Professor Jonathan T. Buck's Mysterious Airship Notebook, When Ninjas Attack, Going Ninja, The MANual and Power Smoothies.

Sam Kaplan is an author, editor, satirist, comedian, and therapist living in Oakland, California. He believes in the saying; "Laughter is the greatest cure for not laughing."

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