My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Apparently I smirk as if I have a big secret.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Tea 'n' biscuits. What? That's one thing, isn't it?
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I'd taken more risks before I became aware of my mortality.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Stayin' alive.