My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. I take the fifth. My top ten are all dead and after that it's sketchy.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Stayin' alive.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Scout Finch.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Tea 'n' biscuits. What? That's one thing, isn't it?