My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you can't do something smart, do something right.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. A sense of humor. Fidelity. A capacity for forgiveness. So, what I'm looking for, basically, is a funny dog.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Based on what I've complained about today, the laziness of American automobile drivers who INSIST on parking as close to the store entrance as possible, no matter how much their behavior inconveniences others.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. On the beach in Turks & Caicos.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?