IRREVERSIBLE by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I'm a goof, a high percentage of the time.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Fettucini Alfredo, laced with spinach and smoked salmon, and absolutely bombarded with garlic.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Lots, but I'll pick one. Poor manners behind the wheel. Why does driving give people license to be flaming butts?
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I tend to let my appetites make decisions for me.