LITTLE BLUE LIES by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I approached my adolescence more like Ferris Bueller did.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'd love to run a publication like The Onion.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Anything deadly befalling my children.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Fettucini Alfredo, laced with spinach and smoked salmon, and absolutely bombarded with garlic.