IRREVERSIBLE by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. A genuine grasp of music, almost any instrument would do.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. The artist Damien Hirst, who qualifies by managing to be both artistically nonexistent and vile at the same time.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Certain swear words. Intellectually childish and lazy on my part.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Lots, but I'll pick one. Poor manners behind the wheel. Why does driving give people license to be flaming butts?