Crappy Children's Art

Crappy Children's Art

Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.


Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid’s childhood, then you are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old’s crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade “gifts,” and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance!

Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox’s world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.
  • Gallery Books | 
  • 320 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781476713540 | 
  • November 2012
List Price $12.99

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I Am Better Than Your Kids

Maddox, the New York Times bestselling author of THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS, is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Not afraid to tell it like it is, Maddox promises to expose the terrible inadequacy of your children with I Am Better Tha

About the Author

Maddox
Photograph by Robyn Von Swank

Maddox

Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his website, TheBestPageIntheUniverse.com, since 1996. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, a New York Times bestseller. Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site, and he has a YouTube channel called “The Best Show in the Universe,” featuring clips viewed by more than 3 million fans.

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