Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Hitlertastic, ungrammaticaliciousness and the
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. my dad
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Richard Nixon
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My sturdy hump/willingness to look the other way when my neighbors start moonshine stills in their backyards