Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'm pretty happy with what I'm doing right now.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Richard Nixon
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. If I could change the channel on the TV without actually getting up and doing so manually, that would be almost inconceivably awesome.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At the UN, accepting an award for being the greatest person in human history