Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. my terrible posture and air of ineffable sadness
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Where do I begin?
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'm pretty happy with what I'm doing right now.