Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Presidents who aren't adept at making small talk
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. In my book I describe perfect happiness as drinking the still-warm blood of my friends from the hollowed-out skulls of my enemies. So I'm going to go with either that or hugging a newborn kitten.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. my terrible posture and air of ineffable sadness
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Hitlertastic, ungrammaticaliciousness and the