Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Richard Nixon
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Franklin Delano Roosevelt: "How's your hammer hanging?" Alternately I might just make small talk about the weather or baseball statistics. I've always wanted to ask our greatest President what he thinks about the White Sox's bullpen or if it might rain.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Where do I begin?