My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Go, and never darken my towels again."
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. What's the name of that bloke who split the atom?
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. My Great Uncle Bert. "Don't gamble away your enormous fortune on the horses. Invest it wisely then leave it to your descendants."
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Baron Marackai.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My kitchen flaw. I tiled it myself.