Author Revealed

About David Whitehouse

Q. What is your birthdate?

A. 4/23

Q. Previous occupations

A. I used to write lonely hearts ads for lonely people.

Q. High school and/or college

A. Nuneaton, England.

Q. Name of your favorite composer or music artist?

A. Radiohead.

Q. Favorite movie

A. My first ever favourite movie was The Goonies. It's changed since. But not much.

Revealing Questions

Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?

A. Intermittent bursts of fear and elation.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. All consuming and for that reason, probably short-lived.

Q. What’s your greatest fear?

A. Whoever I am with losing their mind. Or me losing mine while they have to watch.

Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?

A. London.

Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?

A. Fuck.

Q. What do you regret most?

A. I let somebody down.

Q. What is your greatest achievement?

A. Bed.

Q. What’s your greatest flaw?

A. My propensity to appear sad.

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. A well-kept dog.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A. Batman.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?

A. The Joker.

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. Ignorance.

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. Writing books.

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. Walkers Salt and Vinegar Crisps

Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?

A. In no order, Suzanne by Nina Simone, The Tourist by Radiohead, Castles Made of Sand by Jimi Hendrix and two more I can never decide on.