Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. In a nice, exterior elevator.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A lamp.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.