Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. A great meal with great people, a beach on the Pacific, and ceviche.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Probably an overloaded pizza.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.