The Social Justice Warrior Handbook will unlock the secrets to identifying social injustice and surviving in a world that doesn’t care about your feelings.
Whether you’re a militant feminist, social media activist, workplace warrior, privileged college student, or Hollywood actress desperate to be taken seriously, The Social Justice Warrior Handbook will help you navigate the complex, exciting world of activism with minimal effort.
What to do when someone assumes your gender
How to infiltrate a right-wing event
How to fake authentic vintage style
How to survive a holiday meal that doesn’t follow your food philosophy
What you need in your SJW bug-out bag
How to do an epic takedown of someone more successful than you
Remember: The only thing necessary for the triumph of good over evil is to tweet about it.
"SJWs are vital to the movement. Whenever you're feeling blue, SJWs will start smashing store fronts, seeing 'microaggresions' everywhere, demanding college dormitories change their names to create a 'safe space,' or some other idea that annoys everybody. Get The Social Justice Warrior Handbook and be happy every day!"
– Ann Coulter, Twelve-Time New York Times Bestselling Author
"As a former Army Special Forces and combat guy, I can tell you there is no greater cause than the fight for your right to be comfortable at all times. Lisa De Pasquale gives SJWs the respect they deserve.”
– Terry Schappert, Canine Parent
"Thanks to decades of less than diverse content from Marvel and DC Comics there are dozens of beloved characters to culturally re-appropriate and gender flip. The Social Justice Warrior Handbook is Virtue Signaling made easy."
– Brett R. Smith, Comic Book Artist and New York Times Bestselling Author, co-author of Thump
"When it comes to political advice, you should only listen to Hollywood actors like me, but if I'm unavailable, this book will do."
– Nick Searcy, Peabody Award-winning International Film and Television Star
“I used my white male privilege to be quoted in this book.”
– Andrew Schulz, Comedian
“The Social Justice Warrior Handbook is an invaluable tool for the modern LGBTQIA activist desperate to fight the oppression of pronouns and gender specific bathrooms all while ignoring the barbaric treatment of LGBT people in the Islamic world!”
– Chris R. Barron, Gay Activist
"The Social Justice Warrior Handbook: A Practical Survival Guide for Snowflakes, Millennials, and Generation Z...does exactly what today's embattled conservatives need to do - it goes full bull in the progressive china shop."
– Kurt Schlichter, author of Conservative Insurgency and columnist at Townhall.com