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Published by Portable Press
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About The Book
Witty, irreverent, and straight from the heart—the mother of all joke books is here to brighten the days of moms everywhere!
Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as...
- Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas.
- Q: What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? A: Nothing, because my husband values his life.
- The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected.
- I thought my 7-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Product Details
- Publisher: Portable Press (March 9, 2021)
- Length: 256 pages
- ISBN13: 9781684129522
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