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Jokes That Will Pick You Up, Not Put You Down

Published by Portable Press
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

About The Book

Hundreds of jokes that will lift you up and put a smile on your face!

Lift the spirits of your family and friends with the more than 900 jokes in Laugh-irmations! This collection of one-liners, puns, Q&A jokes, tweets, quotes, and knock-knock jokes are intended to bring out the smiles without anyone feeling put down. There’s no butt about it when it comes to jokes like these:

  • If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later.
  • Q: What do you call a squadron of babies in army helmets crawling toward you? A: The infantry.
  • Bad puns? That’s just how eye roll.
From the home to the office and the classroom to the playground, these laugh-out-loud jokes will leave everyone feeling upbeat all day long.

About The Author

Jay Newman has been prepping for humor writing ever since he was a Cub Scout helping his dad choose jokes from Boy’s Life magazines to tell at pack meetings. So it’s no surprise that he grew up to be a head writer for the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series and has been contributing to those books since 1998. Jay also worked as a developmental editor for Portable Press, where his books won numerous awards—including Uncle John’s Weird, Weird World, named the IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Winner in Humor. Jay lives in Ashland, Oregon, with his lovely wife, Sue. Find him online and on Facebook at JayNewmanWriter.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Portable Press (March 5, 2024)
  • Length: 320 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781645176961

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