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Jokes for Mom
More than 300 Eye-Rolling Wisecracks and Snarky Jokes about Husbands, Kids, the Absolute Need for Wine, and More
By Jo King
Published by Racehorse
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
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About The Book
Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around!
Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as:
- Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free.
- Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
- Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma.
- There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!
Product Details
- Publisher: Racehorse (May 7, 2019)
- Length: 144 pages
- ISBN13: 9781631584817
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