Chapter 1: Basic Bevs 1 Basic Bevs
Aside from crafting, organizing, complaining, cozying up to a pet or nonexistent boyfriend, and snacking while watching Netflix, there’s nothing a basic bitch loves more than sipping.
The simple action, whether through a straw, delicately from a mug, or sloppily from a Solo cup, can yield a world of possibilities: hydration, sustenance, relaxation, stimulation, and, perhaps our favorite state, drunkenness. But the liquid game is constantly evolving. While basic bitch staples such as pumpkin spice lattes and rosé certainly aren’t going anywhere anytime soon, they’re now adorned with edible flowers and the like, infused with trendy herbal tinctures, or reimagined with different colors, ingredients, and preparations. And I’m here for it.
This bevy of bevs, ranging from familiar to trendy, healthy to alcoholic, is a basic bitch mealtime necessity. They’re also the perfect drinks for after-work happy hours, spontaneous cocktail soirees, and preplanned gatherings, such as sorority retreats or Rodan + Fields “parties.” So raise your glass to a new catalog of delicious offerings that you can now cheers with your favorite gays and girlfriends.