Are Those Elf Ears, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Pippi Longstocking
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Jesus. "How do you turn water into wine?"
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. An immortal elf