My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live your life in more than eight words.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. French Fries. I think I already do this.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Look, I've published some novels. I ran a marathon. I finally found a haircut my mother likes. I've done a lot of traveling and I've been incredibly lucky in an industry where the odds are stacked against you daily. But one day I saw Brad Pitt jogging. THAT was a really good day.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Professional Karaoke Joint Superstar with a sold-out world tour
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Dr. Evil