'Intro to Alien Invasion' by Owen King and Mark Jude Poirier
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Don't be too embarrassing.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. All the other people who have found themselves wishing to be at Cafe Schwarzenberg on Thursday afternoon in November.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I have a massive head. I mean that literally. Not that I don't have a healthy ego, but my actual skull is extremely large. Hats can be a challenge.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At this moment, I feel a little hungry. So: the Cafe Schwarzenberg. I'll have the kaiserschmarrn.