Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. honesty, a sense of humor and being able to hold your whiskey
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Hitlertastic, ungrammaticaliciousness and the
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. The Big Rewind, and keeping my two cats out of cat prison despite their many cat crimes
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. my terrible posture and air of ineffable sadness