My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. when the croutons are gone, the salad is finished
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. i have many flaws, but fortunately, a great deal of forgiveness
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. potato chips
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Jesus, don't tell me you made man first. I don't buy it.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "that is totally unprecedented"