My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. when the croutons are gone, the salad is finished
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. the ability to find humor in even the sickest situation
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. potato chips
Q. What do you regret most?
A. i have only slight regret for my wasted, and I do mean wasted, youth.