My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Try to use good words, like 'slubberdegullion' whenever possible.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. It would be fun to be a wizard! Sheez, some stuff would change fast.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. I like a good plate of sauteed spinach. Suits my Puritan anhedonic cult of self-denial.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. That is a question only others can answer.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. If I could only make just the right speech, world peace would result. Grandiose enough?