The Unwind Dystology
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My long arms. I have the wingspan of a small pterodactyl.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sushi, specifically any form of spicy maki--spicy tuna, yellowtail jalapeno, shrimp tempura...
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gaston from Beauty & the Beast. Wait, he wasn't real?
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Author. But if I can't choose my actual profession, I'd go with pumpkin farmer or traveling "food journalist" for the Travel Channel or Food Network.