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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. De gustubus non est disputandem
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Loud voice
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. I always thought of heaven as a great library (with a massive kitchen) full of cute librarians.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A big ole gnarly elephant. I spray water on everyone and if they didn't like it, I'd trample their little asses because I'm an ELEPHANT! Bwhaaaaaaa!