My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If the opportunity to take a relaxing shower presents itself, take it.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I've got a cheek freckle that grows a little bigger every year and I roll my shoulders back a lot because I have slouching paranoia.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Knowing all languages. Or singing really well.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. BLTs on buttermilk bread, with very crispy bacon, cheap iceberg lettuce, juicy tomatoes, and no mayo.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Maybe being kind to animals? Definitely not being kind my feet. In fact, just thinking about my toes makes any other quality I possess seem pretty darn nice.