The Official Trailer for WARM BODIES
My Life in 8 Words
NEWCON PDX 5
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gosh, so many to choose from. I empathize with Tesla a lot, because he had a lot of ideas to revolutionize the world, but nobody wanted to hear about it, and he eventually got destroyed by Edison, the living embodiment of everything wrong with American culture. I don't know how to transmit electricity wirelessly or anything, but I have a lot of ideas that run contrary to public consensus, which I am always taking crap for.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I've been told my beard is really soft.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Well, it used to be"author" but now that I've landed that one...I dunno, maybe running a school for kids that have superpowers due to bizarre genetic mutations? Oh and also I'd have superpowers too.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to become invisible and/or non-corporeal at will. Oh, you mean like a real actual talent? I'd like to be able to play a guitar without sawing chunks out of it and rearranging the strings.