BED: A Novel by David Whitehouse
My Life in 8 Words
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Walkers Salt and Vinegar Crisps
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A well-kept dog.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I let somebody down.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?