Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. A great meal with great people, a beach on the Pacific, and ceviche.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. In a nice, exterior elevator.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. The man who dives into the Mexico City sewer for a living.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A lamp.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Honesty, frankness, candor.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Probably an overloaded pizza.