Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Honesty, frankness, candor.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Probably an overloaded pizza.