IRREVERSIBLE by Chris Lynch
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Look for humor, find life.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I wish I approached my adolescence more like Ferris Bueller did.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Certain swear words. Intellectually childish and lazy on my part.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Anything deadly befalling my children.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. The artist Damien Hirst, who qualifies by managing to be both artistically nonexistent and vile at the same time.