My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you ever forget you're a Jew, a gentile will remind you.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I write for Dave Letterman and I write novels. We're done.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Charlemagne's less successful brother, Herbemagne
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Like a lot of people with background in stand-up, when someone says something funny, rather than laugh, I'll say, "That's funny" or "Hysterical"
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Does this look infected?"