How a Pair of Shoes Saved One Woman’s Life
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Why am I so tired?"
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Paris. I'd somehow be on a really cute bicycle, wearing a perfect scarf. And I'd magically know French.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My pathological dread of having anyone, anywhere be mad at me.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Humbert Humbert, the disturbed bard of Lolita.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Joan of Arc. JK, more like, Erma Bombeck?